(via negativepleasure)
(via nerviosismo)
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
—Dorothy Parker (via daisies-and-vervain)
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
—Dorothy Parker (via adilmajid)
I like to have a Martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host
—Dorothy Parker (via merdehappens)



